R1G1D: Looks like you meat-visitors prefer your rain clear and cool instead of acid and lethal, am I right? Speaking of that, let me introduce the rain yokai, Aqua and Nil. Their constant fusion and separation brings rain to every corner of the world–

Snoozer: Droughts were some of the first signs of the end; I’d bet anything these two are behind the food crises of my time. Tch, what’s the point? You’ll just turn the sprinklers on in your favorite vacation spots and leave the rest to shrivel and desiccate, won’t you?

R1G1D: Sir, Aqua and Nil are rather quiet yokai. If you do not ask politely, they will not answer your query. If you call them correctly, however, they’ll tell you anything you want! From the speed of the wind to predicting where lightning and tornadoes will strike – they don’t have a bad bone in their bodies!

Snoozer: …Apologies. I got carried away. I’m just worried the future will be full of droughts.

R1G1D: A valid concern! In that case, why don’t I introduce you to Pipe-Dreamer? He can make as much hydrogen as you need, and turn it into water. Hope, and his pipes, spring eternal!

Snoozer: Endless hydrogen?! Do I need to remind you what happens when a hydrogen atom loves another hydrogen atom very much? You get… armageddon.

Pipe-Dreamer: Heya there, I’m Pipe-Dreamer! Our meat-friends seem to want a hydrogen-based future, so I’m happy to help them work towards their dreams! Wanna be friends forever? YAY! Me too! It’s not officially announced yet, but me, Aqua and Nil are working on a crossover event! They may be as chatty as a shy rock, but their power is the real deal; apparently they’ll take pure, clean water from plentiful sources to other places that need it. Do the math, hero: my endless water plus their frankly overpowered abilities? Just leave it to us!