R1G1D: First, let me introduce the future of yokai mobility: the Dome-Chrome! He’s fully customizable, and fifty years from now he’ll meet the needs of every ghost from here to Yomi–that is, the land of the dead. If you’re gonna roam, you’ll need a Dome-Chrome! This hot wheel doesn’t know the meaning of the word “road” – that’s because he flies! And with state-of-the-art wheel sensors automatically catching any environmental changes, you can sit back and enjoy a safe cruise wherever you go.
Snoozer: (muttering to himself) A flying wheel… Could be he’s the one who bombed the world to dust. Safe cruise…More like death from above! And just what do you plan to carry with that flying technology of yours, Mr. Dome? Fireworks? Gunpowder? An amorous pair of hydrogen atoms, perhaps?
Dome-Chrome: …Fireworks? Well, I was prone to nickin’ the fiery souls of humans back in my day. If I’m needed, though, I wanna lend a ride. See, when a meat-friend’s in a pickle and they pray real hard, I pop up atop of their dome. Granny Yaobikkuni needs to hit the convenience store? I fetch ‘er from her lonely cave. A child wants to visit a world of their dreams, I see they get there quick as you like.
Snoozer: Hmph. Does that mean you’ll transport anything if a human prays for it? Say they ask you to take, I don’t know, a happy little bomb?
Dome-Chrome: Just ‘cuz I hear ‘em out doesn’t mean I’d ever carry anything as hot as a bomb. If I’m called to, say, some battlefield somewhere, I’d wanna transport food and water. Maybe evacuate people in trouble.
Snoozer: (muttering) He had a shady past, but he changed his future… I suppose I see no conclusive proof that he’s the one.