R1G1D: I’m even more excited to show you our next innovation, which makes space travel possible using the power of yokai! Say hello to Primaventi. She rides the first storm of spring, up and up into the sky, breaking through the atmosphere in one flight!

Primaventi: Mmmmhmhmhm…Why not take a ride on my back, friends? Let me lift you gracefully out to the weightless cosmos while a gentle spring breeze caresses you along the way…

Snoozer: (in a low tone): The culprits escaped into space. That’s how they managed such destruction without issue: From their hideaway in space! She must be one of their accomplices.

Primaventi: Oh my, why so sly? Whomever could you be whispering to?

Snoozer: No one of import, Lady Primaventi. I merely wondered what I’d do if I were you. If I had the whole cosmos within my grasp, what would I care about what happens to this little blue rock?

Primaventi: What a ridiculous notion – of course I would care! I love this Earth, and if anyone thought I would allow any threat to its future, they’d be badly mistaken. Besides, I was born of its seas, and there I sleep as well. I have Earth’s waters to thank for my existence.

Snoozer: Hmm…not quite the world-breaker I’m looking for. Let’s check the next one for now.