Newbie:
This is the Financial Division.

Ancient humans were known to live together with Yōkai, and they appreciated the value of things. With that attitude, can we build a sustainable world? To find out, we are researching “Tsukumogami,” Yōkai that live inside objects. This here is Kasa-obake, and you might say he’s their representative in the modern world.

Kasa-obake:
Oof…all I do is grind…If only I could work once every 99 years, but people keep buyin’ and tossin’ plastic umbrellas, and I gotta come out to mourn each one. Don’t they get that buyin’ and tossin’ one umbrella a day keeps people AND factory machinery workin’ overtime? Machines have feelings too, ya know…

Newbie:
That’s true. While humans do not always live to be 99 years old, the manufacture of disposable things results in increased workloads for both humans and machines…a fact society may be blind to.

Kaonusu-bito:
Who cares? It makes work easier for yours truly, Kaonusu-bito, ‘cause I live to steal the tired expressions off those overworked humans. Still…I gotta say I’m getting full from eating so many faces, I could do with a break.

Jigoku-Fukusuke:
That’s what’s important in life: being satisfied, like Kaonusu-bito here. Dissatisfaction makes humans restless. I dedicate myself every day to coming up with good ways to satisfy humans.

Newbie:
Um, Jigoku-fusuke, I admire your spirit, but if you send every greedy human to Hell, we would go bankrupt. That is another reason why we’re looking for different ideas in order to…

Hirameite:
I GOT IT!

Newbie:
Ah! Hirameite has a hunch! What is it, Hirameite?

Hirameite:
I GOT IT!

Newbie:
Yes, but what do you “got''?!