R1G1D the Robot Yokai: Salutations and welcome to the Yokai World Fair! I am your robot yokai guide, R-one-G-one-D.

R1G1D: Creating a festival of joy for humans and yokai is our mission at the Yokai World Fair! Our keyword is “Yo-tech”, and it represents a trailblazing fusion of yokai and technology.

R1G1D: Ah – Looks like our next visitors are of the human variety! Commencing meat-visitor guidance protocols immediately!

R1G1D: Awawah! An emergency?! P-please wait here, meat-friends!

Snoozer: Hah…hah…whew! Finally made it to the past. Ah! ‘Hoy, there, humans! Pardon the sudden intrusion, but you must allow me to join you on this tour. My name is Snoozer, and I come from the future. Listen carefully and don’t panic: Fifty years from now, someone will smash the world clean in two. I’ve deduced that said world-smasher is located here at this very World Fair. I must find him – Oh! The robot yokai’s back. Your future’s at stake, meat-friends, so let’s shake a leg to save your skins, eh? Like I said, Snoozer’s the name – pleasure’s all mine.

R1G1D: So sorry for the wait, meat-visitors! It looks like we’re in the middle of an, uh, invasion from the future, but I am as of yet unable to locate the source… I’ll be alerted if anything else happens, but in the meantime, recommencing guidance mode!

R1G1D: Huh? Who might you be? Have you been here the whole time?

Snoozer: Hey! The name’s Snoozer, I’m here with the tour. Don’t mind little old me, I’ll just be coming along.

R1G1D: Is that right! Well then if you’re with them, I’m glad you’re safe. Can’t be too careful right now, you know? Now, without further delay… commencing guidance mode, from the beginning!